Pee on a Stick

I'm about 5 days late. I'm hardly ever late and I've got a girl's night out tomorrow and I know that we will be drinking way to much wine and perhaps get stoopid enough to smoke cigarettes. I have the regular pms symptoms - cramps and tender breast, but i wanna be sure that all is cool. I confide in Sista and KO at work. I tell them that I'm going for the test. I head to Shopper's to pick up a double pack pregnancy test. I wait for Jay to get home. I pee on a stick. I cover the pee stick thingy with the instruction, I call Jay in, we wait. Minutes pass, we lift off the paper and there it is - positive. Positively positive. We smile, we hug, we congratulate each other. We promise not to worry. It's my mom's birthday today, this has to be a good sign.